Sunday, May 19, 2013

More Wisdom from Vic

As you've probably noticed by now, I re-post the writings of members of the forums I go to sometimes. This is one of those times. Vic made an excellent post here, and I think it deserves to be read by those who read this page but not the forum it originated at. It's short but well worth your time.
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I woke up in the middle of the night with this list in my head.

As God is my witness I could still hear a voice repeating this when I awoke. I need more sleep!


1. Do you know why women are involved in over 60% of child abuse cases? Because they’re nurturing.

2. Do you know why women are as likely to initiate domestic violence as men? Because they’re not violent.

3. Do you know why women initiate 70% of divorces? Because they’re not afraid of commitment.

4. Do you know why women steal men’s assets and kidnap their children? Because they’re moral.

5. Do you know why women put men in jail for the inability to pay child support when they lose their job? Because they’re compassionate and caring.

6. Do you know why women openly laugh when a man is tortured to death by having his penis amputated with a butcher’s knife? Because they’re naturally empathetic and have a good sense of humor.

7. Do you know why women steal their legless husband’s rehabilitation money when they come back from fighting a war? Because they’re kind and value relationships.

8. Do you know why women demand their husbands work themselves into an early grave so they can have a new car and kitchen remodel? Because they love God and value family.

9. Do you know why women demand special treatment and compensation from the companies they work for, the men they meet and the government they vote for? Because they’re independent and don’t need men.

10. Do you know why women sleep with entire football teams? Because they value monogamy.

You know why men shouldn’t marry?

Because signing a contract that can be unilaterally dissolved by a disgruntled partner, for any reason, so they can steal his house, his money, his children and his liberty, is not only irresponsible, it’s taking the liberty that God gave him and wiping his ass with it.

To sign a contract that abandons your liberty to a violent government is not just unconscionable; it’s an act of suicide and an act of disrespect to the people who care about you.

To execute a contract that no attorney would have you sign, even if the consequences you were dealing with what amounted to losing the trash in your garage is, to say the least, spitting on the gift of your God given liberty because of the irrational belief that YOU are a special cupcake that can avoid the live grenade.

To live in defiance of the undeniable is to die under the weight of undeniable consequences.


Where are all the good men?

They’ve already witnessed a lifetime of points 1 through 10.

Burn it.

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